Veronica
11-03-2007, 10:53 PM
I know I'm not even supposed to care about stuff like this, but I can't seem to help it. Celebrity gossip is my guilty pleasure. Anyway, I just heard that Lance Armstrong was seen "canoodling" with one of the Olsen twins. I can't remember if it was Mary Kate or Ashley, and I can't tell them apart anyway, but does it even matter? I mean, what in the heck is wrong with that guy? Can he really not pick someone just a little more suitable? Can you just see him saying, "Hey kids, meet your new stepmommy"?
He's supposed to be a hero with an inspirational story, but then he dumps his wife, gets involved with Shery Crow and supposedly dumps her (like that was going to work anyway), then he spends his days and nights hanging out on the beach and in clubs with Matthew McConnaughy, and now this. Some hero.
And have you noticed that every time a male celebrity dumps his wife or girlfriend, the next wife or girlfriend is inevitably younger? Tom Cruise comes to mind. First he dumps Mimi Rogers for Nicole who was younger, and then he dumps Nicole for Katie, who was even younger. Who's he going to target when he's finished playing house with her? Maybe Hannah Montana or one of the Cheetah girls? But I'm just ranting now, so I'll stop.
He's supposed to be a hero with an inspirational story, but then he dumps his wife, gets involved with Shery Crow and supposedly dumps her (like that was going to work anyway), then he spends his days and nights hanging out on the beach and in clubs with Matthew McConnaughy, and now this. Some hero.
And have you noticed that every time a male celebrity dumps his wife or girlfriend, the next wife or girlfriend is inevitably younger? Tom Cruise comes to mind. First he dumps Mimi Rogers for Nicole who was younger, and then he dumps Nicole for Katie, who was even younger. Who's he going to target when he's finished playing house with her? Maybe Hannah Montana or one of the Cheetah girls? But I'm just ranting now, so I'll stop.